choicezanddecisionz:

before i fuck yo bitch

But really…. I’m glad they’re free/everywhere here. And the stereotype says we don’t know what sex is.

choicezanddecisionz:

before i fuck yo bitch

But really…. I’m glad they’re free/everywhere here. And the stereotype says we don’t know what sex is.

tastefullyoffensive:

Ryan Gosling won’t eat his cereal

[ryanwmchenry]

felyse, I’m not sure if you’d be sarah or I’d be sarah

death-by-lulz:


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death-by-lulz:

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science111:

1. dip a spoon of gallium in a glass of hot water

2. make a bubble with smoke instead of air

3. dissolve the tablet in weightlessness

4. set fire to the  energy-saving lamp

5. push two identical clouds of smoke

6. create a vacuum in the empty tank

7. set fire to the smoke from the candles

8. overturn the glass with smoke

9. pour the hot solution in a plastic cup [x]

I’ve decided I’m leaving

It’s not CPW. It’s not the Alcohol. It’s not all of the unnecessary silliness. I just can’t see myself living like this. I quit. I’m sorry. I’ll stay for the rest of the semester, there’s only a few weeks yet. But I’m leaving. 

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

dumpsterfetus:
malformalady:
Egg that exploded during the boiling process
tragically beautiful 
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the-absolute-funniest-posts:

dumpsterfetus:

malformalady:

Egg that exploded during the boiling process

tragically beautiful 

This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

I’m glad I left you. This defines me as a bitch. Oh well. Fuck you.

lil-weezing:

ask-flameprince:

ask-alex-the-vampire-princess:

arthur-christmas-claus:

auspisstice:

ferlmao:

himapapaftw:

blackmormon:

i think Paulina from danny phantom is the older Trixie tang

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I wouldn’t be surprised

Woah woah woah, that means

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whA T

HEADCANON ACCEPTED

Can we please not forget about this? 

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Wait then what if

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i cannot accept this